Greetings From Chuck

On December 19, 2013 By saarimnerIn English, Just for fun, Other stuff1 Comment

Chuck Norris – Push-ups

On April 21, 2013April 21, 2013 By saarimnerIn English, Just for fun, Other stuffLeave a comment

It was a long time since I posted some quotes with Chuck Norris, so I thought it was time.

For more of Chuck Norris: https://saarimner.com/?s=chuck+norris

The image we didn’t get to see from Baumgartners jump

On October 21, 2012October 22, 2012 By saarimnerIn English, Just for fun, Other stuff2 Comments

There has been some debate whether Baumgartner did break the sound barrier or not, but yesterday we got the proof that we wanted. Chuck Norris told the press that he passed Baumgartner on his way down and he has made assure that everything was correct. So now we know that the speed record is legitimate.

For more Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris and Felix Baumgartner — Chuck Norris cheering on Felix Baumgartner to let go

If Chuck Norris calls…

On December 14, 2011 By saarimnerIn English, Just for fun3 Comments

Chuck Norris doesn’t need Twitter…

On December 5, 2011 By saarimnerIn Just for fun, Other stuff4 Comments

Chuck Norris doesn’t need Twitter;
he’s already following you!

for more Chuck Norris,
click “just for fun” in the
left panel

Graham Bell and Chuck Norris

On November 24, 2011December 4, 2011 By saarimnerIn English, Just for fun, Other stuff, Quotes6 Comments

When Graham Bell first invented telephone

he had 2 missed calls from Chuck Norris

Bell — Graham Bell

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet

On November 18, 2011December 4, 2011 By saarimnerIn English, Just for fun, Other stuff, QuotesLeave a comment

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants

Looser — The judge and the looser of the bet

Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number

On November 13, 2011December 4, 2011 By saarimnerIn English, Just for fun, Other stuff, QuotesLeave a comment

Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number.

You answer the wrong phone.

Chuck Norris can make Orange Juice

On November 11, 2011December 4, 2011 By saarimnerIn Just for fun, Other stuff, Photography, Quotes4 Comments

Chuck Norris can make Orange Juice out of bananas

http://www.dreamstime.com/stock-photos-bananas-and-orange-juice--image12364073

Chuck Norris doesn’t lick postage stamps

On November 8, 2011December 4, 2011 By saarimnerIn English, Just for fun, Other stuff2 Comments

Chuck Norris doesn’t lick postage stamps, he stares at them until they wet themselves