It was a long time since I posted some quotes with Chuck Norris, so I thought it was time. For more of Chuck Norris: https://saarimner.com/?s=chuck+norris
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When Graham Bell first invented telephone he had 2 missed calls from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants
Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris can make Orange Juice out of bananas
Chuck Norris doesn’t lick postage stamps, he stares at them until they wet themselves
There has been some debate whether Baumgartner did break the sound barrier or not, but yesterday we got the proof that we wanted. Chuck Norris told the press that he passed Baumgartner on his way down and he has made assure that everything was correct. So now we know that the speed record is legitimate. …